The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist

Senators Are A Never-ending Source Of Amusement, Amazement, And Discouragement.

Women Are Not The Weak, Frail Little Flowers That They Are Advertised. There Has Never Been Anything Invented Yet, Including War, That A Man Would Enter Into, That A Woman Wouldn't, Too.

If You Want To Know When A War Might Be Coming, You Just Watch The U.s. And See When It Starts Cutting Down On Its Defenses. It's The Surest Barometer In The World.

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell