The Failure So Far Of The Governments

People Have The Idea Of Missionaries As Going Out With The Bible And Hitting Natives With It. It's Not Really What They Were Doing. They Were All Doing Something Rather Different.

Most Actors Will Tell You They Have Some Sort Of Dream Of Doing Something Other Than What They're Doing.

When I Look In The Mirror, I Don't See My Dad, I See My Grandmother. For A While It Was My Mother Looking Back At Me. If Only It Was My Dad.

Just Driving I Just Was In A Car On Flat Ground And I Couldn't Make It Go. Having Ticked Driving And Taken Three Driving Lessons, I Just Was Unable To Produce Any Motion Whatsoever Under Perfectly Normal Circumstances. I Think We've All Been Busted On Driving, And Riding.

I Always Thought The Biggest Failing Of Americans Was Their Lack Of Irony. They Are Very Serious There! Naturally, There Are Exceptions... The Jewish, Italian, And Irish Humor Of The East Coast.