The English Should Give Ireland Home Rule

I Don't Know How A Lot Of These Nations Existed As Long As They Have Till We Could Get Some Of Our People Around And Show 'em How To Be Good And Pure Like Us.

America Has The Best Politicians Money Can Buy.

One Revolution Is Like One Cocktail, It Just Gets You Organized For The Next.

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.

I Don't Care How Poor And Inefficient A Little Country Is - They Like To Run Their Own Business. I Know Men That Would -make My Wife A Better Husband Than I Am But, Darn It, I'm Not Going To Give Her To 'em.