The Distance Between Insanity And Genius Is

Never Settle With Words What You Can Accomplish With A Flame-thrower.

The Space Involving Insanity And Genius Is Calculated Only By Good Results.

To Paraphrase Jane Austen, It Is A Truth Universally Acknowledged That A Married Man In Possession Of A Vast Fortune Must Be In Want Of A Newer, Younger Wife.

Real Men No Longer Drive Corvettes. Despite Being Able To Squander Gas With The Best Of Them, Even Today's Least Enlightened Real Man Finds The Notion Of A $17,000 Plastic Car With No Trunk Somewhat Absurd.

The Distance Between Insanity And Genius Is Measured Only By Success.