The Difference Between The Impossible And The

The Gym Teacher's Name Was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso Did Not Speak English. He Spoke 'gym.' One Day I Was Playing Basketball And Mr. Caruso Told Me I Would Have To Get An Athletic Supporter. He Didn't Express Himself Exactly That Way, Though. He Said, 'hey, You, One Day You're Gonna Go Up For A Rebound And The Family Jewels Aren't Gonna Go With Ya.' I Had No Idea What He Was Talking About. Next Day I Showed Up For Practice Without My Watch And My Mezuzah. He Said, 'did Ya Take Care Of The Family Jewels?' I Said, 'i Left 'em In My Locker.' Took Us A Half Hour To Revive Mr. Caruso.

The Best Possible Thing In Baseball Is Winning The World Series. The Second Best Thing Is Losing The World Series.

He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog; A Dog Is Loyal And Runs After Balls.

A Second-guesser Is One Who Doesn't Know Anything About The First Guess, And He's One Who Needs 2 Guesses To Get One Right.

My Goal Is To Live To Be 100.