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With 80,000 Dead Of Aids, Our Promiscuous Homosexuals Appear Literally Hell-bent On Satanism And Suicide.

We Were Among Hoover's Conduits To The American People.

Today, Candor Compels Us To Admit That Our Vaunted Two-party System Is A Snare And A Delusion, A Fraud Upon The Nation. Our Two Parties Have Become Nothing But Two Wings Of The Same Bird Of Prey.

There Were No Politics To Polarize Us Then, To Magnify Every Slight. The "negroes" Of Washington Had Their Public Schools, Restaurants, Bars, Movie Houses, Playgrounds And Churches; And We Had Ours.

We Have Mr. Putin In Russia. And He Appears To Be A Popular President Of Russia. And I Don't Think It's The Business Of The National Endowment For Democracy Or American Diplomats Or American Foreign Policy To Try To Change The Nature Of That Government.