The Dances Ended, All The Fairy Train

All Looks Yellow To The Jaundiced Eye. [and Therefore The Solution Is To Fix The Jaundiced Eye.]

Intestine War No More Our Passions Wage, And Giddy Factions Bear Away Their Rage.

Let Sinful Bachelors Their Woes Deplore; Full Well They Merit All They Feel, And More: Unaw By Precepts, Human Or Divine, Like Birds And Beasts, Promiscuously They Join.

The Heart Resolves This Matter In A Trice, "men Only Feel The Smart, But Not The Vice.

For What I Have Publish'd, I Can Only Hope To Be Pardon'd; But For What I Have Burned, I Deserve To Be Prais'd.