The Customer’s Always Right.

Come On 'long Prosperous Life!'

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Hate Sandwiches At New York Delis. Too Much Meat On The Sandwich. It's Like A Cow With A Cracker On Either Side. "would You Like Anything Else With The Pastrami Sandwich?" "yeah, A Loaf Of Bread And Some Other People!"

Alcoholism Is The Only Disease That You Can Get Yelled At For Having.

I Have An Underwater Camera Just In Case I Crash My Car Into A River, And At The Last Minute I See A Photo Opportunity Of A Fish That I Have Never Seen.