The Current Tax Code Is Harder To

To Me, Nature Always Appears More Unbalanced Than Gary Busey With A Clogged Eustachian Tube.

He Lasted About As Long As The Dessert Tray At Rosie O'donnell's House.

Xenophobia Doesn't Benefit Anybody Unless You're Playing High-stakes Scrabble.

My Fear Of Flying Starts As Soon As I Buckle Myself In And Then The Guy Up Front Mumbles A Few Unintelligible Words Then Before I Know It I'm Thrust Into The Back Of My Seat By Acceleration That Seems Way Too Fast And The Rest Of The Trip Is An Endless Nightmare Of Turbulence, Of Near Misses. And Then The Cabbie Drops Me Off At The Airport.

I Have Sympathy For Any Human Being That's Driven By Their Limbic Part Of Their Brain. We All Know That Exists In A Person.