The Cure For The Evils Of Democracy

God Is A Republican, And Santa Claus Is A Democrat.

Injustice Is Relatively Easy To Bear; What Stings Is Justice.

Immorality: The Morality Of Those Who Are Having A Better Time.

Friendship Is A Common Belief In The Same Fallacies, Mountebanks And Hobgoblins.

It Is Not The Drinker, But The Man Who Has Just Stopped Drinking, Who Thinks The World Is Going To The Dogs.