The Commonest Weakness Of Our Race Is

Stupidity Cannot Be Cured. Stupidity Is The Only Universal Capital Crime; The Sentence Is Death. There Is No Appeal, And Execution Is Carried Out Automatically And Without Pity.

A Prude Is A Person Who Thinks That His Own Rules Of Propriety Are Natural Laws.

The Universe Never Did Make Sense; I Suspect It Was Built On Government Contract.

The Best Thing About Space Travel Is That It Made It Possible To Go Elsewhere.

One Of The Sanest, Surest, And Most Generous Joys Of Life Comes From Being Happy Over The Good Fortune Of Others.