The Comics I Hate Are Thieves. Nothing's

I See Martial Arts As Moving Forms Of Meditation. When You're Sparring Or Drilling Techniques, You Can't Think Of Anything Else.

If Life Wasn't Real It Would Be The Craziest Psychedelic Trip Ever

It's Impossible To Measure The Type Of Mental Strength And Determination That's Required To Be An Elite Wrestler.

I Had A Great Time On News Radio, I Got To Make Tons Of Money In Relative Obscurity And Learn A Lot About The Tv Biz And Work On My Standup Act Constantly. It Was A Dream Gig.

When I Started Out I Was Definitely More Traditional. It Was 1988. Everyone Was Doing The Jerry Seinfeld.