The Child-teacher Relationship Is Crucial.

The People I Respect All Died Broke And Despairing. They Didn't Leave A Lot Of Hammered Iron Behind Them Like Donald Trump Has Done.

There Will Be A Whole New Spirit Blowing Through Texas. There Will Be A Smile On Everybody's Face And A Chill Up The Spine Of Every Politician.

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If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!