The Canadian Version Of Julius Caesar's Memoirs?

All I Can Do Is Turn A Phrase Until It Catches The Light.

Little Books Are The Things To Write At My Age, I've Decided. Avoid The Big Ones, Go For The Little Ones.

The First Language That I Learned Was Italian In Italy In The Early And Middle-'60s And I Had To Do That To Keep Up With The Young Men Who Were Courting My Wife.

She Was Good At Playing Abstract Confusion In The Same Way That A Midget Is Good At Being Short.

My Wife Spoke Perfect Italian And She Was Very Beautiful And Very Suave Italian Men Were Crowding Around Her, Talking All The Time And If I Was To Even Understand What Was Going On, I Had To Learn The Language Fast.