The Best Thing In The World [is]

We Got A Little Rule Back Home: If It's Brown, Drink It Down. If It's Black, Send It Back.

It Never Was Our Guise To Slight The Poor, Or Aught Humane Despise.

Just Once I'd Like Someone To Call Me 'sir' Without Adding 'you're Making A Scene.'

When A Woman Says Nothing's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong. And When A Woman Says Everything's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong! And When A Woman Says Something's Not Funny, You'd Better Not Laugh Your Ass Off!

Young Men's Minds Are Always Changeable, But When An Old Man Is Concerned In A Matter, He Looks Both Before And After.