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I Always Wanted And Enjoyed Sex, But I Never Put Much Importance On Scoring Or Having An Athletic Sex Life. I Guess I Define Myself More By My Career And My Commitment To A Relationship Than By My Ability To Have A Lot Of Chicks Or Achieve Ten Orgasms In An Evening.

Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.

There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday Night, Weather Permitting!

Here's A Bumper Sticker I'd Like To See... 'we Are The Proud Parents Of A Child Who Has Resisted His Teacher's Attempts To Bend Him To The Will Of His Corporate Masters'.

I Went Straight From Shenanigans To Crimes Against Humanity.