The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist

Most People Don't Know How To Tell Stories.

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

Saddam Hussein, Influenced By Fascism, Ordered The Deaths Of Tens Of Thousands Of People, Fought Two Disastrous Wars, Turned His Nation Into An International Pariah And Ruined His Country’s Economy. In Other Words, His Record Is Identical To George W. Bush’s.

I Never Consciously Do Any Work Directly Influenced From Any Movie, Unless I'm Doing A Parody.

The Word 'hero' Has Been Bandied About A Lot To Refer To Anyone Killed In Afghanistan Or Iraq. But Anyone Who Voluntarily Goes To Afghanistan Or Iraq [as A Soldier] Is Fighting For An Evil Cause Under An Evil Commander In Chief.