The Base Of Evil In The World

When You Think About It, Attention-deficit Order Makes A Lot Of Sense. In This Country There Isn't A Lot Worth Paying Attention To.

Every Time You Use The Phrase All My Life It Has A Different Meaning.

As A Matter Of Principle, I Never Attend The First Annual Anything.

I've Never Been Quarantined. But The More I Look Around The More I Think It Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

Let Me Get A Sip Of Water Here... You Figure This Stuff Is Safe To Drink? Actually, I Don't Care, I Drink It Anyway. You Know Why? Because I'm An American And I Expect A Little Cancer In My Food And Water. I'm A Loyal American And I'm Not Happy Unless I Let Government And Industry Poison Me A Little Bit Every Day.