The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.

"have You Heard Any Stockhausen?" Beecham Was Asked. "no, But I Believe I Have Stepped In Some."