The Americans Are The Illegitimate Children Of

Liberty And Democracy Are Eternal Enemies, And Every One Knows It Who Has Ever Given Any Sober Reflection To The Matter.

The Instant I Reach Heaven, I'm Going To Speak To God Very Sharply.

Man Makes Love By Braggadocio, And Woman Makes Love By Listening.

The Learned Are Seldom Pretty Fellows, And In Many Cases Their Appearance Tends To Discourage A Love Of Study In The Young.

Morality Is Nothing But A Struggle For Safety