The Academy Awards Are Obscene, Dirty .

One Thing About Being Successful Is That I Stopped Being Afraid Of Dying. Once You're A Star You're Dead Already. You're Embalmed.

So, Most Of It Was Done Over The Phone. But One Of The First Things I Did As A Director, Because It's One Of The First Things You Should Do, Even Though Most Don't, Is To Ask Good Actors Who They Think Is Right For The Part. They Know Better Than Anybody. But Without Missing A Beat Maggie Said Pauline Collins. I Didn't Know Pauline Because I Hadn't Seen Shirley Valentine, But Then I Saw This Thing That She Did With Woody Allen [you Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger], In Which She Was Wonderful As A Psychic, And I Said To Her On The Phone: "the Dialogue Seemed Improvised."

But I Would Reinvent Myself If I Could. As A Sexy Leading Man! We All Would Like That, But I Don't Know How To.

37 Seconds, Well Used, Is A Lifetime.

Canada Is Like A Nice Family Living Over A Biker Bar . . . They Keep Telling The Downstairs Neighbors To Keep Down The Noise, People Are Trying To Sleep.