That Still Feels Like The Most Accurate

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

You Have To Take The Chance To Bomb And Disappoint Audiences.

I Don't Set Out To Offend Or Shock, But I Also Don't Do Anything To Avoid It.

I Don't Think Comedy Comes From Hotbeds Of Doing Shtick. I Think It Usually Comes From Some Kind Of Childhood Humiliation Or Darkness.

When God Gives You Aids - And God Does Give You Aids, By The Way - Make Lemonaids.