That's Why We Live By A River.

New Lesson, Class. Most Monsters Will Vaporize When Sliced With A Celestial Bronze Sword. This Change Is Perfectly Normal, And Will Happen To You Right Now If You Don't Back Off!" - Percy

There's My Baby!" I Cried, Quite Carried Away, "there's My Poochiekins!" ... "sadie," My Dad Said Firmly, "please Do Not Refer To The Devourer Of Souls As 'poochiekins'.

Down In The Water, Octavian Yelled, “get Me Out Of Here! I’ll Kill You!” “tempting,” Percy Called Down.

I Should Throw You Off This Building Minus The Flying Horse And See How Heroic You Sound On The Way Down.

Why Does It Have To Be So Hard? Why Can't It Be A Happily-ever-after Ride-into-the-sunset Feeling All The Time?