That's The Reason I'm Not The One

I Love The Financing. It's Fun To Do Studio Movies, Too. I Think You Should Do Both. You Don't Want To Be This, "he's An Independent Film Guy." It Sounds Like, "he Makes His Own Dresses."

I Realize It's Impossible To Have Any Sympathy, I Mean, True Sympathy, For People That Are Famous.

I Smell Varmint Poontang. And The Only Good Varmint Poontang Is Dead Varmint Poontang, I Think.

Chicks Dig Me Because I Rarely Wear Underwear, And When I Do, It's Usually Something Unusual.

Buddy Hackett [was] Talking - This Is Hackett, Not Me - About The Virgin Mary, A Limerick Sort Of Thing, And All These Children And Families ... The Look Of Absolute Horror. He's Going On And On And On, And Finally He Stops. It's Just Total Horror, And The Camera's Still Rolling. You Can Hear It, Sort Of A Grinding Noise. And The Director Says, "anything Else, Bud?"