That's The Difference Between Irony And Sarcasm.

He Always Had A Problem With The Purity Of Others. Never His Own.

The Pursuit Of Material Gain Is Ultimately Empty When Measured Against Eternity.

Chapter 8, Dinner With The Vampire: Is There Something Wrong With Your Food?" No, I'm Just Not Very Hungry." You're Going To Break My Heart, Aren't You?

You Don't Hurry A Thinker, And You Don't Talk To Him When He's Thinking. It's Just Inconsiderate.

I Like A Girl With A Substantial Bottom,' Said Renoir, Drawing In The Air The Size Bottom He Preferred.