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Hillary Clinton Used A Private Email Account To Conduct Official State Business. Experts Say That If This Violates Any Federal Rules, Then She . . . Will Still Be President.

I Sing In The Car If I'm In La, Because You're Like Soundproofed.

I Like To See People Laugh Who Are Normally Serious.

I Haven't Been On A Date In Awhile. I Went On Maybe Two Dates In My Whole Life.

Happy Birthday To Arnold Palmer, Who Turned 82. That's 41 Years Iced Tea And 41 Years Lemonade.