Thank Goodness Modern Convenience Is A Thing

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.

If I Could Only Write, I'd Write A Nasty Letter To The Mayor, If He Could Only Read.

Too Soon We Breast The Tape And Too Late We Realize The Fun Lay In The Running. We Deny That The End Justifies The Means Without Ever Stopping To Consider That For Practical Purposes The End And The Means Are One And The Same Thing. If There Is To Be Any Satisfaction In Life It Must Come In Transit, For Who Can Tell When He Will Be Struck Down In Mid-method?

Y'see, When You Start To Lick A National Problem You Have To Go After The Fundamentables. You Want To Cut Down Air Pollution? Cut Down The Original Source... Breathin!

Some Is More Equal Than Others, As Is Well Known. (tammananny Tiger)