Telling The Truth Is The Funniest Joke

As Long As More People Will Pay Admission To A Theater To See A Naked Body Than To See A Naked Brain, The Drama Will Languish.

Morals Are A Luxury Of The Rich.

I Knew If I Waited Around Long Enough Something Like This Would Happen.

The Jews Generally Give Value. They Make You Pay; But They Deliver The Goods. In My Experience The Men Who Want Something For Nothing Are Invariably Christians.

The Heart Of An Irishman Is Nothing But His Imagination