Telling People At A Dinner Party You

Let's Be Perfectly Clear, Shall We. The Fox Is Not A Little Orange Puppy Dog With Doe Eyes And A Waggly Tail. It's A Disease-ridden Wolf With The Morals Of A Psychopath And The Teeth Of A Great White Shark.

The "public" Seems To Have Bought Into This Belief That Life Can, And Should, Be Run Without Risk, That All Accidents Are Avoidable, And That Death Is Something That Only Happens To People Who Eat Meat And Smoke.

Some Say His Droppings Have Been Found As Far North As York, And That He Has A Full Size Tattoo Of His Face, On His Face. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

There Are Shantytowns In South Africa That Are Built Better Than Renaults!

Biathletes Need To Eat 6.000 Calories A Day: Six Thousand! That's The Equivalent Of 2 Pounds Of Butter, 70 Slices Of Bread, 112 Eggs, 86 Tabs Of Yogurts, 28 Potatoes, 117 Biscuits And 21 Twix Bars. On That Basis, I Could Be An Olympic Biathlete!