Tell Me How Much A Nation Knows

Honesty: The Ability To Resist Small Temptations.

The Constitution Gives Every American The Inalienable Right To Make A Damn Fool Of Himself.

A University Is A Reading And Discussion Club. If Students Knew How To Use The Library, They Wouldn't Need The Rest Of The Buildings. The Faculty's Job, In Great Part, Is To Teach Students How To Use A Library In A Living Way. All A Student Should Really Need Is Access To The Library And A Place To Sleep.

Written By A Sponge Dipped In Warm Milk And Sprinkled With Sugar.

A University Is What A College Becomes When The Faculty Loses Interest In The Students.