Television Is Like The Invention Of Indoor

Television Has Done Much For Psychiatry By Spreading Information About It, As Well As Contributing To The Need For It.

There Is Nothing To Winning, Really. That Is, If You Happen To Be Blessed With A Keen Eye, An Agile Mind, And No Scruples Whatsoever.

Our Primary Function Is To Create An Emotion And Our Secondary Function Is To Sustain That Emotions.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing Doesn't Want To Go To The Movies To Watch A Film About A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing.