Technically, We're All Half Centaur.

I Am A Saxophone Player.

Figure Out What You Love To Do, Then Figure Out How To Get Paid To Do It.

I Have A Corn Creamer That I Love. It Extracts Pulp And Juice From Kernels, And I Simmer That Down Into A Creamed Corn That Has An Almost Mashed Potato-like Consistency. I Add Butter And Hit It With Chopped Fresh Chives At The End For An Accent Of Color.

I Think That Purity Creates Not Only A Higher Level Of Artistic Vision But A Purer Work Ethic.

I'm A Very Intermediate Sax Player, But Now That Rob Lowe Is On My Show, I Had To Cop To Him. Like, 'dude Your Ridiculous Fake Sax Playing [in St. Elmo's Fire] Inspired Me To Pick Up A Horn.'