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Jeb Bush Announced Today On The Internet That He May Run For President. The Next Presidential Election Could Be Bush Vs. Clinton. It Will Be Like 1992 All Over Again Except I Won't Be In Rehab.

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Old People Really Do Have A Secret Though. You Wanna Know What It Is? Luck.