Talking To My Wife, We Stare At

When Someone Is Good, But It Doesn't Seem Like Their World Will Collapse If They Don't Get The Part, It's More Appealing. It's Like Dating Someone: You Don't Want Someone Who's Too Into You.

I Think There's A Little Bit Of Idiot In Everybody And I Think Some People Cover It Better Than Others But I Think I Am Very Much A Guy Who Wears His Heart On His Sleeve.

Instead Of Telling Our Young People To Plan Ahead, We Should Tell Them To Plan To Be Surprised.

You Never Saw Peter Sellers The Actor Trying To Make You Laugh. All He Was Doing Was The Character. What I'm Saying Is That I Don't Think You Should Know You're In A Movie. I Don't Like It When Actors Are Winking At The Audience And Saying, 'right, Isn't This Funny? Are You With Me?'

From Cheesecake On A Stick To Meat Skewers To Deep-fried Bananas On A Stick - There Are No Plates Anymore. In Los Angeles, Everything Has Become A Corn Dog. Actually, Corn Dogs Still Work. But Most Other Food Should Be Stickless.