Taking In A Baseball Game On Tv

Make No Mistake About Why These Babies Are Here - They Are Here To Replace Us.

I Admire The Hell Out Of Her. You Can't Have Sex With Someone You Admire.

We're All Trying To Get To The Same Island — Whether You Swim, Fly, Surf, Or Skydive, It Doesn't Matter. What Matters Is When The Red Light Goes On.

Sometimes They'll Make Little Play-doh Animals, And When They Go To Sleep, I'll Break The Heads Off The Animals And Put Them At The Foot Of Their Beds For Them To Discover In The Morning. Nothing Wrong With Sending Your Kids A Little Sicilian Message.

A Two-year-old Is Kind Of Like Having A Blender, But You Don't Have A Top For It.