Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.