Swing Your Swing. I Know, I Did.

Golf Is Deceptively Simple And Endlessly Complicated; It Satisfies The Soul And Frustrates The Intellect. It Is At The Same Time Rewarding And Maddening - And It Is Without A Doubt The Greatest Game Mankind Has Ever Invented.

Trouble Is Bad To Get Into But Fun To Get Out Of. If You're In Trouble, Eighty Percent Of The Time There's A Way Out. If You Can See The Ball, You Can Probably Hit It; And If You Can Hit It, You Can Move It; And If You Can Move It, You Might Be Able To Knock It In The Hole. At Least It's Fun To Try.

I Can't Afford The Luxury Of Music While I'm Flying An Airplane. I Have To Pay Attention To What I'm Doing.

The Only Really Unplayable Lie I Can Think Of Is When You're Supposed To Be Playing Golf And Come Home With Lipstick On Your Collar.

Every Day I Play Golf, That's My Goal. To Break 70 The Other Way. To Shoot 70 Or Better.