Superstitions Are Habits Rather Than Beliefs.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

Tenderness Is Greater Proof Of Love Than The Most Passionate Of Vows.

[on Las Vegas:] I Love That Town. No Clocks. No Locks. No Restrictions.

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

America Took Me Into Her Bosom When There Was No Longer A Country Worthy Of The Name, But In My Heart I Am German - German In My Soul.