Sun Is Bad For You. Everything Our

[an Audience Conditioned By A Lifetime Of Television-watching Is So Corrupted That] Their Standards Have Been Systematically Lowered Over The Years. These Guys Sit In Front Of Their Sets And The Gamma Rays Eat The White Cells Of Their Brains Out!

I Don't Fear Death. - I Just Don't Want To Be Around When It Happens.

Eternity Is Really Long, Especially Near The End.

I Took A Puff Of The Wrong Cigarette At A Fraternity Dance Once, And The Cops Had To Get Me, Y'know. I Broke Two Teeth Trying To Give A Hickie To The Statue Of Liberty.

I Believe In Sex And Death- Two Experiences That Come Once In A Lifetime.