Summer Movie Idea: Take All The Sequels

I Used To Play A Narcissistic-conservative Pundit. Now, I'm Just A Narcissist.

Give A Man A Suicide Bomb, He Blows Up Once. Teach A Man To Suicide Bomb, He Also Blows Up Once.

The Cost Of Living Keeps Going Up, Although Death Is Surprisingly Affordable.

I Am Down With The Latest Trends. And Everyone Knows, The Thing On The Streets Is Vampires. So I Have Been Biting People On The Neck.

So If Animals Aren't Our Friends, Then What Are They? The Answer Can Be Summed Up Between Two Buns.