Steve Buscemi Is Hilarious. He's Really, Really

People Say, 'what's The Secret To A Marriage?' There's No Secret - I Think You Get Lucky.

Everyone Always Wants New Things. Everybody Likes New Inventions, New Technology. People Will Never Be Replaced By Machines. In The End, Life And Business Are About Human Connections. And Computers Are About Trying To Murder You In A Lake. And To Me The Choice Is Easy.

Children Are Very Smart, In Their Own Stupid Way. A Child's Brain Is Like A Sponge, And You Know How Smart Sponges Are.

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.

I Think When Someone Who's Known For Doing Drama Does A Comedy But Just Tries To Be Funny, That's A Mistake.