Stand-up Has The Best Writers, Because It's

We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

Ignorance Is Better Than Knowledge Misapplied.

All Kinds Of Violence On The Tv. You're Not Supposed To Watch Violence On The Tv. Children, They Can't Watch It 'cause They're Afraid Maybe The Kids Will Copy Something They See On The Tv. I Can't Even Get A Funny Cartoon Anymore Because Some 12-year-old Somewhere Watched A Particularly Violent Episode Of The Road Runner-coyote Show, And The Next Day, They Found Him At The Bottom Of A Canyon, Two Giant Springs Strapped To His Feet.

I Don't Care For Sex. I Find It An Embarrassing, Dull Exercise. I Prefer Sports, Where You Can Win.

You're Used To A Tv Show, And Tv Is Just Made For Tv Shows. It's Not Made For Live Events.so Anyways, I Was Resistant To It, But I Did It Anyway.