Stand-up Comics Reflect Less Of A Visual

If The Track Is Tough And The Hill Is Rough, Thinking You Can Just Ain't Enough!

I Said, "i'll Take The T-bone Steak." A Soft Voice Mooed, "oh Wow." And I Looked Up And Realized The Waitress Was A Cow. I Cried, "mistake--forget The The Steak. I'll Take The Chicken Then." I Heard A Cluck--'twas Just My Luck The Busboy Was A Hen. I Said, "okay No, Fowl Today. I'll Have The Seafood Dish." Then I Saw Through The Kitchen Door The Cook--he Was A Fish. I Screamed, "is There Anyone Workin' Here Who's An Onion Or A Beet? No? Your're Sure? Okay Then Friends, A Salad's What I'll Eat." They Looked At Me. "oh,no," They Said, "the Owner Is A Cabbage Head.

Thanksgiving Dinner's Sad And Thankless. Christmas Dinner's Dark And Blue. When You Stop And Try To See It From The Turkey's Point Of View.

Listen To The Mustn'ts, Child. Listen To The Don'ts. Listen To The Shouldn'ts, The Impossibles, The Won'ts. Listen To The Never Haves, Then Listen Close To Me... Anything Can Happen, Child. Anything Can Be.

The Yesees Said Yes To Anything That Anyone Suggested. The Noees Said No To Everything Unless It Was Proven And Tested. So The Yesees All Died Of Much Too Much And The Noees All Died Of Fright, But Somehow I Think The Thinkforyourselfees All Came Out All Right.