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Government Spending? I Don't Know What It's All About. I Don't Know Any More About This Thing Than An Economist Does, And, God Knows, He Doesn't Know Much.

It's No Laughing Matter Being A Republican In These Perilous Times. Anyone Can Be A Republican When The Stock Market Is Up, But When Stocks Are Selling For No More Than They're Worth, I Tell You, Being A Republican - It's A Sacrifice.

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

I Never Took A Human Life, I Only Sold The Fellow The Gun To Take It With.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.