Sometimes You Need To Let People Feel

When I Asked Imran Khan For An Autograph He Picked Up His Bat To Hit Me.

If I Talk To A Girl, It's Assumed That I'm Having A Scene With Her. If I Don't, Then It's Assumed That I'm Gay.

I Work Hard, Like I'm Sure Everyone Else Does, And I'm Very Honest With The Work I Do.

Without Hurting Anybody, We All Tend To Laugh At Others' Discomfort. When Someone Slips On A Banana Skin And Falls It's Funny.

Don't Become A Philosopher Before You Become Rich.