Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When You Don't

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And Many People Have To Fight It Unarmed.

Character Is What You Have Left When You've Lost Everything You Can Lose.