Sometimes My Mother Goes Through My Socks

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

Probably The Worst Time In A Person's Life Is When They Have To Kill A Family Member Because They Are The Devil. But Otherwise It's Been A Pretty Good Day.

Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

Thinking Up Jokes Is Easy. The Hard Part Is Trying Them Out On Stage, Because You Never Know If They're Funny Until You Get There. Not One Comedian In The World Ever Really Knows.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.