Sometimes It Takes A Tragedy To Bring

Sage Is Cleansing And Sacred.

You Can't Move Mountains By Whispering At Them.

I Don't Think Imitation Is The Highest Form Of Flattery, I Think It's Annoying.

Cameron Diaz Was So Cute At The Mtv Movie Awards When She Pulled Her Skirt Up And Wiped Her Armpits.

When I Was In Seventh Grade My Mom Caught Me Smoking Cigarettes And Punished Me By Making Me Smoke The Entire Carton. All It Did Was Piss Me Off Because I Was Out Of Cigarettes.