Sometimes I Wore A Fringe So Deep

One Should Always Be Wary Of Anyone Who Promises That Their Love Will Last Longer Than A Weekend.

I Went Out Into The World When I Was About 22. I Wrote Books And I Illustrated Books And Did Book Covers, And I Taught Tap-dancing, And I Was A Model In The Art School. I Had No Ability For Any Of Those Things, But What Else Could I Do?

What Matters Is Not Whether You Put Your Fork Or Knife Together Because You've Finished Your Meal, Or Something Like That. What Matters Is That You Don't Offend People, Or Hurt Their Feelings By Mistake By Saying The Wrong Thing Or Doing The Wrong Thing.

Vice Is Its Own Reward.

If Love Means Anything At All It Means Extending Your Hand To The Unlovable.