Sometimes I Wonder Does God Just Not

If You're Going To Pick A Book And You Want To Base A System Of Government Around It, Why Not 'harry Potter?'

Americans Continue To Rapidly Homogenize Ourselves Into A Neutered Oblivion. For A Country Founded On The Protection Of The Unique, We Relish Our Sameness.

These Ballot Initiatives Remind Us That America Is The Land Where People Are Free To Dream Whatever They Want, So Long As That Dream Doesn't Make Midwesterners Feel Icky!

I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A Stroke.

Valentine's Day: The Holiday That Reminds You That If You Don't Have A Special Someone, You're Alone.